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I wish my penis had veins. It still looks good, don't get me wrong, I mean, it's still a penis. I like penises. Penis.

-Cock

meh...

I don't even know why you submit this here. I mean, it's not a video website. It's about flash. Anyway on with the review.

I didn't really enjoy this. The acting is okay, I'll give you that. I don't need fucking Tom Hanks or whoever to come and entertain me. You guys do just fine. But in the end, even is the acting is passable, I didn't enjoy this because I simply did not laugh. I maybe smiled once of twice, but I didn't really lol.

I can enjoy a live action vid on NG even though it's not the place to, but when the quality of them is as low as this, I feel like NG is becoming just another place for people to dump their crap. I won't give this a low score because it's live actio,, but because it sucked. Work on your humor, guys.

Not too shabby.

It was pretty good for your first time, but I have some suggestions for the next:

- Longer. It was wayyy too short. I would've like a longer fight scene with the boss and the enemies put up more of a fight.

- Music +SFX. i know you used SFX but try to use a greater variety. Like, 3 different punching sounds for example.

- Bits. Try to match the bits of your sprites. That juggernaut character looked so out of place between those characters with fewer bits.
Try to match them so it looks like an actualy in game cinema or something

- No numbers in intro. You might aswell used the word "one" insetad of the number. It makes it look kinda...noobish.

Anyway, I think you can go a long way. Keep practicing.

AWESOME-O

This game rules the universe. It's easily the best flash game I've ever played. My only complaint is the length. After a couple of tries I beat the game and I thought I just scratched the surface! IF you make a sequel, and I really hope you do, make it longer but keep the difficulty I like that.

Nice game, dudes.

Awesome

This game is really cool. It's fun, easy and the graphics are so cute. I'd love so see a longer version of this with more weapons and enemies. Also about the bosses:

Big butter : Incredibly easy in the beginning, in the end wtf! The holes closed and he started jumping on you, then he falls in a random direction and if it's on you it loops again.

Jeloctopus: SOOOOOOOOOO easy! kept jumping from out of the hole and firing the crossbow until his eye came out. Then I waited for the laser or whatever to go away and I'd jump infront of the eyeball and kept shooting, repeat. Then I chainsawd his ass when he was blinking.
He hit me only once and that was when I didn't know he shot crap from his eye yet.

Still, a fun entertaning game, I'd love to see more.

Pretty good game.

Inspired by locco rocco? If not, i'll rape myself
The graphics fit with the mood, sound's kinda hapy aswell..
It all works great, I have no real proble with this game.

It's fun, good job.

Holy crap

Probably shouldn't look at this high. Scary awesome.

olo

This is funny as shit. You're cool.

Goddamn.

That's detailed. How long did this take you?

Great design on the city, by the way.