Score: 10

"AWESOME-O"

submission: Alien Hominid

date: October 25, 2007

This game rules the universe. It's easily the best flash game I've ever played. My only complaint is the length. After a couple of tries I beat the game and I thought I just scratched the surface! IF you make a sequel, and I really hope you do, make it longer but keep the difficulty I like that.

Nice game, dudes.

Score: 10

"Epic"

submission: TANK DICK

date: October 24, 2007

I wish my penis had veins. It still looks good, don't get me wrong, I mean, it's still a penis. I like penises. Penis.

-Cock

Score: 2

"meh..."

submission: Awesome Video Games Ep16

date: October 21, 2007

I don't even know why you submit this here. I mean, it's not a video website. It's about flash. Anyway on with the review.

I didn't really enjoy this. The acting is okay, I'll give you that. I don't need fucking Tom Hanks or whoever to come and entertain me. You guys do just fine. But in the end, even is the acting is passable, I didn't enjoy this because I simply did not laugh. I maybe smiled once of twice, but I didn't really lol.

I can enjoy a live action vid on NG even though it's not the place to, but when the quality of them is as low as this, I feel like NG is becoming just another place for people to dump their crap. I won't give this a low score because it's live actio,, but because it sucked. Work on your humor, guys.

Score: 6

"Not too shabby."

submission: Captain America

date: October 3, 2007

It was pretty good for your first time, but I have some suggestions for the next:

- Longer. It was wayyy too short. I would've like a longer fight scene with the boss and the enemies put up more of a fight.

- Music +SFX. i know you used SFX but try to use a greater variety. Like, 3 different punching sounds for example.

- Bits. Try to match the bits of your sprites. That juggernaut character looked so out of place between those characters with fewer bits.
Try to match them so it looks like an actualy in game cinema or something

- No numbers in intro. You might aswell used the word "one" insetad of the number. It makes it look kinda...noobish.

Anyway, I think you can go a long way. Keep practicing.

Score: 10

"Egoraptor, you are awesome."

submission: Awesome Compilation Vol 3

date: September 24, 2007

You have outdone yourself one again. Those non-scripted voice clips were hilarious and so were the movies. This one goes into my favorites list, which, if you keep thid up, will be dominated by you completely =(

10/10 + fifend

Score: 0

"Live action is not for NG"

submission: Do You Like Waffles!?!

date: September 9, 2007

This isn't youtube or some other crap for live action home videos, such as this.why would we, people who want to see gflash submissions, care about you mouthing a song? Is it called the home video portal? No, it's not. 'Nuff said.

Score: 7

"Lol. Kewl :)"

submission: Rock Lee Pwnage

date: September 4, 2007

It's wayyyy too short, but the action is good and it's kewl how Naruto got pwned. When will you make another full (long) flash movie?

Score: 7

"Change Tom."

submission: NG: A BBS Story [Teaser]

date: September 4, 2007

Make him less of a gayboy. Srsly, he looks really gay in this flash.

Anyway, I like this teaser. I'm looking forward to this.

Another thing, why did you put the stupid Kitty Krew in this? The clock, I can understand, but the Kitty Krew? They're just as stupid as the last and next CC knock off.

That said, Finich the final product. Me want to see.

Score: 10

"Why do some people hate the hell outta this?"

submission: :: Restaurants ::

date: September 4, 2007

I like a good rant. I like it when someone goes on a speech as to what he hates, and why he hates it, and when I say "Hell yeah!" I love it! There are a lot of thing in this world that suck complete ass and some people like to rant about stuff, as do I. I don't see how anyone can hate someone for ranting about something they don't like, other than the fact that they are idiots, without a sense of humor or any grasp on life.

These rants are awesome and why people whould hate someone who exercises their given right to hate anything he wans and speak about it for them to view/hear without cost, is beyond me!

It's people like you, that are fuckin' right and peopel like mikedood and homer42 that are fucking morons. Make more and I hope that beforementioned idiots hate them all so much that they kill themselves.

You, illwillpress, rock.

Score: 10

"Amazing."

submission: Aladdin 3150

date: August 24, 2007

Simply amazing. I wish you'd make a series out of this. I love the setting and the animation. Then again, I wish you wouldn't turn this in a series as it is already complete. Whatever you do, this was amazing and I'd love to see more of your work.